The new hangtags are out and Jon Benet is still alive, posing as Katy Perry! We take a lot of pride in making our brand one of a kind, and part of that is having fun and original hangtags. Check it:
Mystery solved, paired with a poem- designed to leave you feeling titillated and in question:
She's insatiable
An enigma on the loose.
She's you in the
Uber after the pnp party.
"I never party" she say...
but u know she does.
She always parties.
When she's not partying,
She's partying
The double entendre...
She is
& she knows..
Stress & cigs are trashy..
But she's still on the loose..
Craving amphetamine salts.
Will she ever learn?
~ Katy Jon
The second hangtag let's you in on the secret to happiness... peace & love. 10% of Polly's profits are donated to various causes. You can check out just where these donations go by visiting our donations page!