CLASSY. SASSY. COMFY. BEST GIFT. ESSENTIAL AF.

Apparel FOR THE SKEWED & SEXY.

Shop funny graphic tees, embroidered shirts, Pride apparel, tanks, hats, and gifts with enough personality to sell themselves.

✓ Soft, wearable staples ✓ Conversation-starting gifts ✓ Retailer-friendly collections
FREE SHIPPING On qualifying orders
EASY RETURNS No unnecessary drama
GIFTABLE HUMOR Easy to remember
WHOLESALE READY For boutiques + retailers
THE MONEY MAKERS

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NEED A GIFT? DONE.

Funny gifts that do not feel like panic purchases.

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FOR SHOP OWNERS

Stock products your customers will love & buy!

Polly & Crackers is built for boutiques, gift shops, novelty stores, head shops, resort shops, and buyers who need more personality per square foot. P&C is sold in over 750 stores nationwide. You can trust Polly will sell for you too!

xoxo -Dezzloid & Faith (aka Derek being an asshole)

✓ Boutique-ready humor ✓ Pride + resort assortments ✓ Easy opening-order inquiry